Rules for Ordering

i expect you to follow these very easy rules, please do and there is no complications.


1. When i am done with the layout, you may critiq it, but i will not change it. I do not fancy picky people.

2. You must use the layout with the following week of receiving it. If not, i will announce and publicize how you are bad at following rules for a free service.

3. You may NOT alter or edit these layouts or anything you recieve from me.

4. You are not to expect a big fantastical piece of work, again, do not be picky.

5. When i ask for specific photos, do not give me really small pictures. They must be a high enough quality to scale and edit properly, however, upon request, i can work with what you got.

6. Order as much as you want, but there are some things you must understand:

-- if you are ordering twice for the same site, then please leave your first layout up for at least 30 days. If it is for a different site of yours, please wait 2 weeks.

-- you may not order more than 4 times in 2 months. I dont mean to be such a bitch, but i am a very out-of-the-house type of person :).

7. Please, for god sake, do not ask me to do anything porno related. This excludes anything that your hippie-art teacher would describe as "disqusting". You may have racy images and concepts included, but that means artistic nudity.

8. I have the right to reject your request for any reason, though that is highly unlikely.

9. I only design, i do not code or set anything up for you, however, if you check the RESOURCES page, you will see that i will set up and install numerous things for you with a payment.

10. Do not be afraid to ask me anything! I can help!

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